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Signature Martinis

PARALEGAL’S NIGHTMARE

Vodka, Chambord, Tequila, 

Rum, Lemon juice

JURY DUTY 

Gin, Dry vermouth, Sweet vermouth, 

Triple sec, Brandy

SEALED RECORD

Orange juice, Amaretto, Vodka

MONEY LAUNDERING

Pineapple Liquor, Peach juice, Vodka

EMBEZZLEMENT

Cognac, Grand Marnier

CRIME & PUNISHMENT 

Vodka, Chambord, Orange juice

WIRE FRAUD

Rum, Vodka, Orange juice,

 Cranberry juice

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DRAFT BEER PINTS

312  $6

Revolution AntiHero   $6

Revolution Pils   $6

Fat Tire   $6

Blue Moon   $6

Miller Lite   $4

Beer of the Month   $5

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WINE

House Red   $7

House White   $7

Sparkling   $8

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APPETIZERS

Cheese curds   $9

Jalapeño poppers   $9

Parmesan Fries (w/ pesto sauce)   $6

Waffle Fries (w/ cheese sauce)   $6

Coconut Shrimp   $11

Popcorn Shrimp    $10

Two meat & Three cheese plate    $13

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WINGS OF JUSTICE 

Served with ranch or blue cheese dressing, 

carrots and celery sticks

Buffalo, garlic Parmesan,

barbecue, or mango habanero 

$12

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TACOS

(3 per order)

beef, chorizo or pulled pork   

$12

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SOUP

Tomato Basil 

cup   $5    bowl   $8

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SALADS

House Salad   $8

Spring Mix, Tomatoes 

& Balsamic Vinaigrette

Wedge Salad   $9

iceberg lettuce, chopped bacon, tomatoes 

& blue cheese dressing

Caesar Salad   $9

add chicken   $2

Greek Salad   $9

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BURGERS

Served with your choice of a side:

 French fries, house salad, tomato basil soup, OR waffle fries 

Add bacon   $1     Extra hamburger patty   $2

Hamburger   $11    Cheeseburger   $12

Double Jeopardy Cheeseburger   $15

Two hamburger patties, two slices of American cheese, chipotle mayo

Plaintiff’s Grief   $14

Blue cheese, bacon, signature dead lawyer’s sauce

Public Defender   $14

It is green (Pesto Sauce) and fresh (Fresh Mozzarella) and heavenly good!

Defendant’s Fairytales   $14

Jalapeño peppers, cheddar, signature Dead Lawyer’s Sauce

Law Clerk’s Dream   $14

Goat cheese, balsamic reduction, marinated roasted peppers, 

Signature Dead Lawyer’s Sauce

Judge’s Delight   $14

Smoked Sausage, Swiss Cheese, Signature Dead Lawyer’s Sauce

Mediator’s Favorite   $14

Turkey Patty w/Cheese Lettuce, tomato, onions and mayo

Not Guilty!   $12

Vegetarian patty , lettuce , tomato


SIDES: 

French fries $3, waffle fries $4, house salad $4, tomato basil soup $5

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186 N. Wells St. Chicago, IL, 60606   

deadlawyerspub.com     

312.269.0300